LONG LIVE THE REAL KING
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Elon Musk Crowned Internet's Undisputed Meme Monarch
"This is truly the zenith of meme culture," proclaimed digital
anthropologist Dr. Maya Scrollington.
"When a federal website becomes the canvas for such artistic expression, we've reached peak internet."
His Royal Memeness Twitter issued a statement:
"I am both honored and slightly confused by this unexpected coronation. However, I accept this tremendous responsibility with the solemnity it deserves. My first royal decree is that all government websites shall henceforth feature at least one surreal image per homepage."
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Until then, the kingdom remains united in its battle cry: LONG LIVE THE REAL KING!
This royal proclamation has been fact-checked by absolutely no one and should be treated with the same seriousness as the original meme that inspired it.